I’m CCing my boss on every email that I send
I put a kiss emoji in the sign off at the end
They can be about my work or just playing pretend
I don’t mean to be mean but I do mean to condescend
Just can’t wait to crack open a hot one with the boys
Throwing back a lava lamp is one of life’s great joys
I really hate that people only think of them as toys
Feel the glow, tetrachlo', then we make a lot of noise.
I told you, that I was not a slug, but I lied
I told you, that I was not a slug, but I lied
I told you, that I was not a slug, but I lied
Even things that look like boogers are complex inside
I didn’t do the homework but I had a special plan
I told my teacher that I spent all morning on the can
The best thing you can do if you don’t want to go to school
Is make up an excuse about a problematic stool
I’m gonna do the things I want in 2021
I’ll watch Fern Gully thirty times on TNT reruns
Leave 2020 in the dust and have a lot of fun
I’ll finally become cool in the eyes of my stepson
I told you, that I was not a slug, but I lied
I told you, that I was not a slug, but I lied
I told you, that I was not a slug, but I lied
Even things that look like boogers are complex inside
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Nearly a decade late to the Taz party, but I’m so glad to be aware of it now! I don’t know what elixir Griffin put into the album but I would like to drink a gallon of it. katiegreene137
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019
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I love this album so much. So many perfect songs to fit all of the jaw dropping moments from this arc. Especially the diary of sheriff isaak. What a banger. fishfeets