I see the crystals in my thoughts, twinkling in my goblin brain
But now that Stalagmighty’s gone, so few gemstones still remain
I thought he’d always be
Right here next to me
Protecting me from any source of pain
The crystal castle feels so bleak now that all his light is gone
This diamond planet is so cold, the days are short, the nights are long
But if he were still here
He’d rid me of my fear
His self-made rocky armor gleaming strong
And I feel like I could break
And I don’t know what it would take
To make him proud and stand my ground
If I want to be like him, I’ll make some armor of my own
Crack me open and you’ll find, I’m more than just a simple stone
I will no longer hide
The amethyst inside
When Stalagmighty’s back, he’ll see I’ve grown
And I gotta find out where I belong
And I gotta make sure these gems are strong
My destiny’s mine, no longer Halbedelstein
Haven’t heard back from that PI I hired
Doesn’t matter, 'cause now I’m inspired
To finally be worthy of Stalagmighty
To finally be worthy of Stalagmighty
To finally be… Stalagmighty!
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