Rowdy Rita, Rowdy Rita’s late again
Her time is almost gone
Minutes fly by, clouds roll on, I see the end
Of a day kept from the sun
Rowdy Rita, Rowdy Rita’s on the trail
She’s famed as the rambling queen
In the classroom, someone asks, to no avail
“Can we leave if it hits two fifteen?”
Rita's rambling on
Eating her shrimp cocktails out in the sun
Tried to reach her, but if teacher doesn’t show
It is safe to say our day is done
Like the north wind, Rita storms in, books in hand
She’s got a lesson in mind
We see our shot, “Say, teach, a thought: We don’t understand
How’d you end up so behind?”
Rowdy Rita, Rowdy Rita, can’t resist
Spinning a wondrous thread
Bus cuisine, the sights she’s seen, we get the gist
But she’s rambling full steam ahead
Rita's rambling on
The hands of the clock show the day is near gone
Then the bell rings, packing our things, we give thanks
For ol’ Rita, the best substitute
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Nearly a decade late to the Taz party, but I’m so glad to be aware of it now! I don’t know what elixir Griffin put into the album but I would like to drink a gallon of it. katiegreene137
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019
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I love this album so much. So many perfect songs to fit all of the jaw dropping moments from this arc. Especially the diary of sheriff isaak. What a banger. fishfeets