Why do stink bugs get such a bad rap
When I’ve never caught a whiff of their smell?
I’m sick and tired of this “stink bug” crap
The entomologists did not name them well
Why can’t we just let them be
I’ve been to Abercrombie
And that smell is worse
For their rep to be healed
I will be their shield
So let’s turn back the clock
And try to reverse and lift this curse
You know I would give my life
For my stinky little friends
It’s time to make amends
For these stinky bugs
These little babies aren’t always a stink
It’s only when they’re threatened and scared
So if you’re mean to these brown smell machines
That’s when their scent will be aired
So you best be prepared
And pray that you’re spared
You know I would give my life
For my stinky little friends
It’s time to make amends
For these stinky bugs
Why do smelly things have trouble finding love?
Looking for a pet? A skunk could be one of a kind
Do you mind?
Let him in
Let him in
I would give my life
For my stinky little friends
It’s time to make amends
You know I love Hemiptera
Pentatomidae
Halyomorpha, oh yeah
Now that’s a stinky bug
Nearly a decade late to the Taz party, but I’m so glad to be aware of it now! I don’t know what elixir Griffin put into the album but I would like to drink a gallon of it. katiegreene137
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019