(Hey Doreen. No, I can see you, but I can’t hear you, I think your mic’s off. Yeah, building chandeliers just isn’t the same when you’re working remote. Did I mention, uh…)
My roommate’s been missing
And he won’t pay his rent
I’ve searched through the house high and low
He’s elusive and flaky
I can’t tell where he went
Why I live with a ghost, I don’t know
Living in a haunted home
Would be fine if I lived with a friend
It’d be no worry if I lived with Tim Curry
But I don’t, so this nightmare won’t end
(This meeting was supposed to start at 3, right? We’ll give them a few more minutes.)
Have I mentioned my house
Is like a big Russian doll?
Countless houses are nestled within
This matryoshka’s concerning
Especially since learning
There’s a drip that I can’t seem to pin
Living in a haunted home
Would be fine if it weren’t so vast
And I know that if only I weren’t so bonely
The estate wouldn’t leave me aghast
(I Slacked Trevor, he says he’ll be here in a second.)
The corridors wind
And I’m losing my mind
As the rooms multiply and implode
The floorplan’s diverging
New hallways emerging
And my psyche begins to corrode
The dripping is constant
It’ll never be fixed
And my roommate’s ignoring his dues
But the real thing that’s shocking
Is the ghost keeps on walking
On the carpets while wearing his shoes
(“Hey guys, sorry I’m late!”)
(HOLD ON ONE SECOND TREVOR)
Living in a haunted home
Would be fine if my roommate were clean
The shoe rack’s apparent, but his shoe placement’s errant
And it’s ruining my Halloween
(Okay, Trevor, you can go ahead and share your screen now...)
Nearly a decade late to the Taz party, but I’m so glad to be aware of it now! I don’t know what elixir Griffin put into the album but I would like to drink a gallon of it. katiegreene137
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019
I love this album so much. So many perfect songs to fit all of the jaw dropping moments from this arc. Especially the diary of sheriff isaak. What a banger. fishfeets