[SPOKEN]
Well, it’s another day out in the garden. Just checkin’ things out here, making sure everyone’s got what they need in order to grow awfully big and strong. But they’re not the only ones that need to be big and strong.
[SUNG]
If you want to be a big veggie farmer, get ready
Trying to take care of these big and small crops is no joke
Veggies need your care and love
Dirt below and sun above
But that’s not all folks!
There is a secret to making these veggies grow larger
And if you desire to know what that is, you must work
There’s no shortcut to giant veg
My techniques are cutting edge
You gotta wake up for big veg
There’s no time to sleep, you gotta keep a watchful eye
Take a bite from the onion of truth
You’ll find what you’ve grown, is more than you’ve sown, it’s no lie
You gotta wake up for big veg
The secret to happiness isn’t a secret to me, friends
‘Cause growing an extra large lemon’s the best thing in life
Taters, carrots, and courgettes
Aubergines big as corvettes
You gotta wake up for big veg
There’s no time to sleep, you gotta keep a watchful eye
Take a bite from the onion of truth
You’ll find what you’ve grown, is more than you’ve sown, it’s no lie
You gotta wake up for big veg
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