It was the middle of the summer, I was staying at a Radisson Blu
The breakfast was continental and the creamers were hazelnut too
I loaded up my plate with seconds, like a greedy raccoon.
I was wearing my red moon boots, and I was headed out soon.
I rented out an applebees for a safe and swanky affair
A dinner for one so fancy even kings would want to be there
I brought my flavored mayo and I ate till I had my fill
But that’s when I saw them, coming over the hill
These handsome gents all shining bright
Their biceps flexing in the light
Revealing their prodigious might
It was a HUNK NIGHT SUMMER
A HUNK NIGHT SUMMER
It was a HUNK NIGHT SUMMER
THE HUNKS ARE BACK IN TOWN AGAIN
I didn’t know from where they hailed, but boy am I glad that they’re here.
They brought their own champagne and a pyramid of chandeliers.
Watching them all grooving, all my worries began to fade
Just a bunch of muscle boys, and my summer was made
These handsome gents all shining bright
Their biceps flexing in the light
Revealing their prodigious might
It was a HUNK NIGHT SUMMER
A HUNK NIGHT SUMMER
It was a HUNK NIGHT SUMMER
I WISH THIS SUMMER’D NEVER END
These handsome gents made summer last
My memories in amber, cast
Now golden relics of the past
Gimme gimme just gimme gimme a little hunk
in my summer
Gimme gimme just gimme gimme a little hunk
in my summer
Gimme gimme just gimme gimme a little hunk
Gimme gimme just gimme gimme a little hunk (repeat)
HUNK NIGHT SUMMER
HUNK NIGHT SUMMER
HUNK NIGHT SUMMER
HUNK NIGHT SUMMER
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Nearly a decade late to the Taz party, but I’m so glad to be aware of it now! I don’t know what elixir Griffin put into the album but I would like to drink a gallon of it. katiegreene137
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019
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I love this album so much. So many perfect songs to fit all of the jaw dropping moments from this arc. Especially the diary of sheriff isaak. What a banger. fishfeets